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Introducing to America, Golden Shower from Brazil
(Hold for the load, it's all the way from Brazil, yo)
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Read the signs and learn to love it, Golden Shower is going to dowse you in love that is pop culture. Check out their other songs and amusements at:
www.goldenshower.gs
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Hyesteria of Masses in Contrast to a Real Problem
(aka Running of the Herd Syndrome)
Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171(U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)
Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500.
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188(U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)
Statistically therefore, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous to individuals than gun owners are.
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No Way to Die
by Ran Scot
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"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity."
Albert Einstein
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Issue 4
The Vanilla Ice Issue
Vanilla Ice's Three-Day Austin Odyssey by Stablar Hsu
Thursday morning. Maybe I had been wrong in assuming that Bob Popular would be Vanilla's safe haven. The first of many conspiracy theories about his disappearance that I heard was that there was a pack of around twenty people that were going to jump Ice when he came out, and when he found out right beforehand, he canceled and split.
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